it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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