he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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