Just cropdusted the office
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
we're making bets on your personal life
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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