were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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