he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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