someone get that fucking seahorse.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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