BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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