Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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