I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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