Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize