Don't you send me to vm
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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