yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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