Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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