shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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