I love watching others lives come down to our level.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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