Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Randomize
