Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Randomize
