...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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