It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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