He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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