We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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