with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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