I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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