if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Randomize
