she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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