imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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