I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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