I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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