Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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