i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Randomize
