i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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