You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We left the knife in your bed.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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