I don't think brook has ever known best
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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