I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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