i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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