i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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