he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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