I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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