didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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