I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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