Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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