Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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