the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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