I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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