remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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