I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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