is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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