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worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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