Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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