He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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