Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
